Mr. Eko Arrested

In true "Lost" fashion, it was over a traffic violation. Hawaii must be like, really fucking serious about their laws and stuff. I've almost been hit by literally dozens of country stars driving drunk downtown. They should move the filming of the show here. We may not have "jungles" or "beaches" in Tennessee, but there are mountains and rivers and Dolly Parton, and that's way cooler than hatches.