How I Wonder What You're At

Star Jones is leaving "The View." Thank God, she can finally devote her time to writing more books.

I hope she stays in the spotlight, though, maybe doing some red carpet work for E!. It's very important for me to keep up with the evolution of her face, which is infinitely more fascinating than her body.

I was hoping for a Big Gay Star/Rosie face-off, but I'll take what little happiness I can get.